Random funny questions8/17/2023 What is the cringiest thing you did while dating when you were young? What event do you expect to get a medal in? The next Olympics only includes everyday activities. If you were a ghost, what would be your go-to to mess with people? The zombie apocalypse starts, and you can only pick one item from your home. From now on, every moment of your life is narrated, movie voice-over style. What is the most ridiculous way you have ever injured yourself? You're offered $1 million, but every time you eat out, the whole table sings you happy birthday. Have you ever let out a smelly fart in a public space? Tell me what you think your dog thinks about you If you were a magical creature, which would you be? If Hogwarts existed and your child received a letter, would you let them go? Where do you stand on the pineapple-on-pizza debate? If you could name your biggest enemy’s child, what would you name them? What makes you cringe the most about your childhood? What would you rather lick off of me? Chocolate syrup or whipped cream? How would you curse your childhood bully? Have you scrolled all the way back on my social media? What’s the most annoying thing about modern technology? Who would play us in a movie about your life? Would you rather I was hairless or hairy like a bear? Who is your most bizarre celebrity crush? Have you told your friends any embarrassing stories about me? Has anyone ever walked in on you having sex? What’s the funniest pick-up line you’ve ever heard? ![]() How long do you wear a bra before washing it? Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf? If you had to get a person’s face tattooed on your body, whose face would you pick, and where would you get it? If iced coffee is so good, why is hot coffee that gets cold so gross? What song do you know all the words to that I would never suspect? Can you name all 50 states in under 6 minutes? What’s the weirdest thing you’ve dressed up as for Halloween? What is the funniest prank you’ve ever pulled? What would you give up for a month? Chocolate or your phone? Have you ever laughed so hard you peed a little? What type of fruit would make the best baseball? What story does your family tell to make fun of you? Would you rather lose your eyebrows or grow a mustache? If your face had to turn any color when you were embarrassed, what color would you pick? What are you most likely to be arrested for? ![]() Which are you most likely to survive: a zombie apocalypse or a robot takeover? Would you rather be an animal or a robot? Would you rather live in a world where everyone believes in science or everyone believes in magic? What’s the weirdest lie you’ve told to get out of something? What do you think I’d come back as if I were reincarnated? ![]() What did you always get from the ice cream truck as a kid? If your house had to smell like one thing forever, what smell would you pick? What’s something random that you find super sexy? What’s the funniest thing someone’s said to you while fooling around? Who is your weirdest family member, and why? What would you do if you found out I argued with strangers in the comments section on the internet? What would you do if you could spend one day as a man? Would you still date me if I shrunk down to two inches tall? What candy would you use to describe our sex life? Who in your school had the funniest name?
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